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There should be some more letters here, and there will be too, just as soon as we actually get some more letters.
Anyway, on to our first letter.
Yes, we actually recieved our first piece of mail, but, what's more, this eager fan was so pleased he sent us a great (and perfectly legit!) offer on speeding up the education process!
Well, see for yourself.
U N I V E R S I T Y D I P L O M A S
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power,
and the admiration of all.
Diplomas from prestigious non-accredited
universities based on your present knowledge
and life experience.
No required tests, classes, books, or interviews.
Bachelors, masters, MBA, and doctorate (PhD)
diplomas available in the field of your choice.
No one is turned down.
Confidentiality assured.
CALL NOW to receive your diploma
within days!!!
1 - 6 5 4 - 2 5 5 - 5 6 7 7
Call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, including
Sundays and holidays.
Dear Anonymous reader,
First off, we'd like to thank you for your letter! We thank you for this generous offer, and have decided to forgoe the tedious process of getting an education and have placed orders for a PhD of all worldy knowledge. This keen move will no doubt insure the future of our website. Yes, thanks to you, dear reader, Justifiers will no doubt continue for many years into the future. We have notified the nobel commitee of our new found degree and expect awards in multiple catagories now being all knowing as the degree states.
We close this letter's column by showing off our newfound knowledge...
The meaning of life is indeed "42".
Copyright © 2001 Drew Rackow and Damien Tobin.
